Rando-Rambling

*Heard from Ay that I have a million thoughts in my head. But did he know that almost all of them are about food??!

* The Doors (rock group) were called The Windows before microsoft sued them.
-Ay :D

*My saddest moment is because of someone closest to my heart

*Since a blogger has been awarded with the supreme power to include anything, everything n nothing in her blog I shall proceed to do the same.

*Fun is had only when there is a lot of work to be done!! Procrastination adds value to fun!

*Is first impression actually very important??
Sometimes yes and sometimes no.
If he is funny I'm ready to give him another chance!!

*Does anybody know the real me?? Do I ?? :o

*What is the speed of darkness?

*Food is the way to my head!!

*Can I be all powerful and still sane?

*Why is the grass always greener on the otherside?

*Humankind is a virus on earth!

*People complete me.

*Why do my feet tap without my knowledge when there's music around??

Fell in love with a voice

It was one of those boring wednesday mornings when I was stuck at work doing the only thing I hated the most ....work! The only hope was the approaching weekend!
Browsing around I noticed this scrap on my brand 'new' orkut account which said-
"Liked your profile, can I add you as my friend??"
I wrote back "Yeah sure, why not?!!"

We started mailing since then and the fact that he was a perfect stranger with a face of a cartoon did'nt bother me!! I wondered-'Big deal, I was bugged and I would have done anything to save my brain from ceasing to exist because of lack of much needed"FUN" (which is anything but work)

After mailing for the rest of the week he seemed to be a 'normal' guy with no past criminal records and the mailing continued with complete zest for another week and now the urge to talk to that person behind the picture grew stronger, so we exchanged phone numbers.

The first time he called I was blown away. That voice oh yeah that heavenly voice.
First day we spoke for a few minutes, the next day for half hour and the next day an hour and then came the days we would call each other every hour!! I would wait for his call everyday and everytime the phone rang I'd be on cloud nine.

There was this strange comfort in his voice which soothed me. We'd talk nonsense for hours just to hear each others voice. That voice cheered me up, sometimes gave me hope, never made feel lonely and most of all helped me overcome things which I thought I would never letgo! That voice pulled me out of all the painful memories and helped me look at life with hope of a better tomorrow, a happier me and a life of friends and companionship. I still associate that voice with peace and comfort

Since then we have met several times, we know quite a lot about each other. We have shared memories that even my closest friends do not know about, we have become quite predictable, we have fought, argued and sometimes even been a pain. But even now when I ring him -when I I'm down or I'm confused or just plain bugged- his voice still has the same magic.

Yes I'm still in love with that voice, the voice of a stranger no more!

Lost my muse

With all this monotony, hectic life, loadsa (non-stimulating) work and lack of social interaction, I have lost my muse.
Like my friend Aj quoted from fight club today-


You're young. You have an easy, well-paid deskjob. You have a condo,
Swedish furniture, artistic coffee tables and a fridge full of
condiments. Yet you feel emotionally and spiritually empty. You
eventually find comfort in going to support groups for lukemia and
cancer victims when there's nothing wrong with you until they're
hijacked from you by another faker. Then you meet Tyler Durden, a man
that shows you that not only can you live without material needs but
that self-destruction, the collapse of society and making dynamite from
soap might not be such a bad idea either.


-I am waiting for my Tyler Durden who will jolt me out
of my monotony and help me realise one of my dreams-make a homemade dynamite ;)

Calvinism

At last here's a collection of few of my fav CnH lines. The list hopefully will keep growing ;)



"Reality continues to ruin my life."

"Happiness isn't good enough for me! I DEMAND euphoria!"

Mom: "What would make you DO something like this??"
C: "Poor genetic material?"

"Hi Susie, What do you have for lunch today?"

"Life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be."

"The surest sign that Intelligent Life exists is it hasn't tried to contact us."

'The best way to enjoy your job is to have a hobby thats even worse."

C: I've been thinking, Hobbes.
H: On a weekend?
C: Well, it wasn't on purpose...

Hobbes: "So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?"
Calvin: "Right. We should take pride in our mediocrity"

ACHOOO!!"Uh-oh, I'm leaking brain fluid"

"The problem with me is I have too much knowledge on very irrelevant things"

"The thing about life is its never so bad that it cant get worse"

"Mathematics is a religion and as an atheist I should be dismissed from it"

"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prision... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat." (To Moe)

"I don't NEED to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway"

"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse!"

"Do I need a reason for everything?"

"Is that a trick question?"

"Your simian countenance suggests a heritage that is unusually rich in species diversity." (To Moe)

"I cannot answer that question as it is against my religious principles"

"I don't want to be victimised by the notions of virtuous behavior"

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept"

"I let my mind wander and it didn't come back"

"Childhood is short maturity is forever"

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning."

"Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination."

"Gravity is arbitrary"

"Mothers are the necessity of invention"

"I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful"

"Given that, sooner or later, we're all just going to die, what's the point of learning about integers?"

"My life needs a rewind/erase button"

"What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?"

"Ouchywawa. I've gotta a big owwy boo boo on my pinky"

"Life is full of surprises, But never when you need one."

Calvin's prayer :- "The strength to change what i can, the inability to accept what i cant and the incapacity to tell the difference"

Calvin: Psst... Susie! What's the answer to question four?
Susie: Imadoofus.
Calvin: Thanks!
Calvin: The tooth fairy's gonna make you rich tonight, Susie.


"maybe heaven is a place where you're allowed to be bad"

"What on earth am I doing in here on this beautiful day?! This is the only life I've got!!"

"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing."

"Why should I have to work for everything ? its like saying i dont deserve it.."

"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children."

"I was put on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die."

" Maybe heaven is a place where you are allowed to be bad"

" Our country was founded a very long time ago, roughly around 200 B.C."
"200 B.C. ?"
"Before Calvin"

Mom: What would make you do something like this?
Calvin: Poor genetic material?

"I´d hate to have a kid like me!'

Teacher: Someone have any question?
Calvin: What's the meaning of life?

I told her to expect you to deny everything.

Calvin: Mom can you gives us a ride to the mall.
Mom:Calvin, it's only two blocks away, What do you think you have your feet for?
Calvin: To step on the gas!


Dear Santa,
Last year I asked for a long-range thermo-nuclear 'smart' missile and a launcher
Instead, I got socks and a shirt. Obviuosly you mixed up my order with someone else's.
Let's get with the program, huh?!
"Just because he gives the stuff away free, he thinks he can get away with an incompetent organisatio

These pictures will remind us of more than we want to remember.
-- Calvin's Mom

See, it all makes sense. See? See?? They never see.

There's no problem so aweful that you cant add some guilt to it and make it
even worse

I don't need to do a better job. I need better P.R. on the job I DO

Now I'm here, and history is vindicated.


I'm staying in bed until christmas. I figure my chances of being good improve greatly if I don't get up.

I'b bleedig! By ode dad id trying to GILL me! I'b nod playig badeball eddy more! Nebber again! I hade it! All by charagder
id drippig out by node!

I'd say that crossed the line from ironic coincidence to evil omen.

Math is like magic. you have 2 numbers. you put some signs in between them and magically another number appears.
As a MATH ATHEIST i should be excused from doing this problem.

Mrs Wormwood: Which state do you live in?
Calvin: Denial.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious
that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an
occasional bleak truth?

"Oh, great altar of passive entertainment... Bestow upon me thy discordant images at such speed as to render linear
thought impossible!"

"As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not
worth knowing anyway."

"True friends are hard to come by...I need more money."

test:what is the importance of the erie canal..?
calvin:in the cosmic sense,probably nill..!!!

"HEY DAD.. IT'S THREE A.M ... GUESS WHERE I AM??"

Dad: Calvin, it's time i start giving u an allowance.
Calvin:Muahahahaha.. .money....power...Muahahaha!!!

His train of thought is still boarding at the station.

I am not bad, I am just exuberant

I GOT TO GET A STUNT DOUBLE.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want!

test paper: explain newton's first law in your own words
calvin: blurrb kazzaxzk mumblefgs dhgddfgn#$^$645
I love loopholes!

I am a misunderstood genius ... no one thinks that I am genius.

"Houston, we have a negative on that orbit trajectory"

" You always get more attention when people think that you are upto something"

"The strange thing about the past is that it keeps coming back"

Nothing spoils fun like knowing that it builds character

I dont need parents all I need is a recording that says "Go play outside!!"

I asked mom if i was a gifted child,.... She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me
You can relate this little story when the reporters ask how i went bad.

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over"

Calvin: I'm working on my lines. Being an onion is not easy you know. What are you?
Susie: I'm fat.
Calvin: No I mean in the play...

Hobbes: Do you have an idea for your story yet?.
Calvin: NO I'm waiting for inspiration.
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?.
Calvin : LAST MINUTE PANIC

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

Nothing I do is my fault. My family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me! Consequently, I'm not self
actualized! My behavior is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic codependency! I need holistic healing and
wellness before I accept any responsibility for my actions!

If you do a job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

Hobbes about pronoun: A noun thats lost it's amateur status!

C: Mom, can I have another plate?
M: Why?
C: Well, somebody just puked on mine.

It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy, let's go exploring!


For some more:
http://mongers.org/jokes/calvin
http://www.generationterrorists.com/quotes/calvinandhobbes.html


Thanks Orkut