Saturday, January 29, 2005

Kya Punch Mara

Maaaan this has gotto be the most memorable day at work.
Heres why.

At 4:00 on this sleepy lazy saturday afternoon, our brilliant techie came up with a sleezy idea:

Hi guys,
We are looking out for a punch line to be included on the T-shirt, so please mail me the punch lines (I know it is saturday but I think you can rake up your grey cells for some time). Winner will be decided by our panel of judges, their decision will be final.

And man did we rake:

Here are the gems-

"Non-profit T-SHIRTS from not-for-profit organization "

"Life is Beautiful"
So is our t-shirt

"Copy followed by paste"

"IOB A lean mean Database minting machine"
"Food (coupons) after starvation"

"I am so broke I can't even pay attention!!!!!!!"

"Problem with simple things is they are difficult to understand."

"We The Annotators"
"We The Reviewers"

IOB: Kal ho naho
IOB: Kya kaheyn
IOB: Kuch nahi hota hai
IOB: Kyun Lag gai naa

"Only place where u find "MANUAL AUTOMATION"

"WE LOOK INTO YOUR JEANS" (no comments)

"We redo things"

"We control and C, we control and P"

"IOB: I Own Bioinformatics"

"We spill the beans 'bout your genes."

"IOB.... A lean, mean GENE machine !!"

'Way to permanent head damage.......PhD

"IOBIAN: Irritation Of Bum In A Nutshell"
"Idiots Observing Biology In A Nutshell."
"Indians Observing Biology In Akhilesh's Nest"
(Akhilesh is our boss)

"Genetics for fanatics"

"Genes for Jeans"

"Genetic imprints for the really slow'

"Biology bytes, computer bites"

'Investing in biology...shows doesn't it!'

"Science till you are senseless."

"Unzipping the DNA of life"

"If u understand this, ........ please explain"

"The creator,preserver and destroyer........All found here"

"Paying it wont stay here anyways!"

"Science for life, but not for livelihood"

"Annotate, review and reannotate"

"Please bear with our work"

"Annotating jhad ke piche!!!"

"Understanding biology : our never ending Odyssey"

"We redo things"

"Uncorking life's bottle of Genie, the Genes !" (what was he thinking??)

And finally a sad caption won-
'Crackin the code of Life'

OK guys in the future if I ever turn violent, blame it on this caption!!


At 10:16 PM, Blogger Vishnu said...

This sounds goood

"Paying it wont stay here anyways!"

At 12:08 AM, Blogger L*J said...

Thats the truth maga!

At 2:30 AM, Blogger jax said...

hahahaah!! this is so funny!

At 4:18 AM, Blogger L*J said...

Thanks guru, neev helidmele mugithu :)

At 6:21 AM, Blogger amrita said...

nice stuff.. :-)

forgot my id for my sensitivity analysis..wel back to my old blog..gawd..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 9:01 PM, Blogger L*J said...

No shit!!!
So no more analysis?? :O


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