Thursday, November 10, 2005

Now presenting at a corner near you!

‘Whackos in my life’.

A mini series documenting those extraordinary individuals in my life, who make every day a struggle for survival! The general rules of logic, reasoning, personal space and privacy, don’t apply to them. Considering that I am a highly opinionated, hardly patient, super bitch, it takes immense patience and drop in IQ levels for me reasoning with these kinds. So I am going to take out my frustration by bitching about them!

Statutory reminder: Any resemblance to anybody living and still continuing to live, is purely intentional.

Whacko #1:

Lets call it the WHY-FLY.

Yup something like Wi-Fi, but less technical and more toxic.

WHY-FLY seems very innocent and knowledgeable in the first encounter and then it opens its mouth.

That’s when, a lotta sane people run for cover and the saner people dig a hole and bury themselves, and lay a truckload of cement on it. There’s not a topic in this galaxy that it wouldn’t want to enlighten you with, the only problem is that the listener usually wants to run into the nearest sharp object or has violent spasms. Ofcourse, it doesn’t matter to the WHY_FLY that we never asked for the insight aka axa-blade, in the first place!

Anyways, the winning reason for WHY this phenomenon is in my Whackos category is also for the ‘WHY’ disease. Considering that it 'apparently' knows everything on this planet, it still has this strange affliction for asking questions and a lotta questions. Its not any question mind you. These are the world’s best, one of a kind, silliest of the silly questions. There’s only one category we can classify them into, mindless junk, like:

Why is ABCs hair curly?

Why are the folders shaped like a rectangle?

Why do u sit with your back resting on the chair?

Why?
Whyyyy?
Whyyyyyyyy?

Well those who make a mistake of reasoning these unreasonable questions, soon learn that logic and reasoning just committed suicide!

Since the two years that I know it, it has never changed and god save us all!

Coming soon, Whacko #2, the intruder, unsurpassed!

3 Comments:

At 3:11 AM, Anonymous saj said...

Why are you cursing about Why-Fly ? Tell me why ?

 
At 8:33 PM, Blogger L*J said...

Saj, why not?

 
At 12:15 AM, Blogger jax said...

Why-fly!? Theirs is not to question why. Theirs is but to do and die!

 

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