How did it all start?

Me: So why did you hold my hand on our first date?
He: I dont know!
Me: How can you not know?
He: I dont know!
Me: Now you have gotto tell me.
He: OK.....
He: Cos you were walking slow and I was just leading you.
Me: WHAT?? #$W%#^%$%^&&*#%#%$
He: OK OK stop beating me.
Me: Do u mean to say, that I was in this relationship for a year, cos you dragged me across MG road on our first date?
He: Yes :DD
Me: grrrrr.... :DD

Now THIS, I am never gonna forget!