Just like that

I supposedly have a mans brain trapped in a womans body!!!

Yup ahaaan, I know what ur thinking and nooooo I'm not a transvestite and neither am I a tom boy (even though I was called that by one of my friend, who believes in speaking only the truth, only to me and only when it hurts me).
Anyway how did I come to discover this?? By a 5 question quiz which appered in one of the late night TV shows. I dont exactly remember what the questions were but it generally dealt with cars, sex, logic and stuff!

I was'nt exactly sure whether I should be happy or sad, after the results were announced.
So I did what I always do, presented this dilemma to a friend and he gave me this "Are you WHaCKed?" look. I should have stopped there, but nope the 'never say die sherpa' in me went ahead and explained the reason as to, why I came to his conclusion?
After a brief moment of what looked like he was thinking, (rather was just checking out this thing in short skirts) he said "You are the perfect WO/MAN". This time it was my turn to give the "Are you WHaCKed?" look back to him, but since he was driving I just asked 'why' ?
Then came the gyan....... I'm a rare soul which every man dreams of and which every woman wishes for........ I think like a man a and feel like a woman!!

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Well I had to give this pause to let the reality sink in, people.


There are all the tell tale signs if u ask me -
I joke like a man and I laugh like a woman
I beat-up people(read men) like a man and feel sorry later like a woman (ok now put those hands down guys...both of 'em)
I eat like a man and I burp like a woman (except once)
I talk like a man but I walk like a woman
So...... the final analysis is that "I think like a man and feel like a woman"


I'm what the worlds been waiting for, guys. Well apart from a tax free society ofourse!!
No more 'what women want?' and 'why men are such pigs?' kinda questions!
No more Martian, Venusian, Andulasian deviations.

I really have'nt worked out the consequences of this discovery yet, but I'm sure it involves words like-
future, race, no nonsense, humorous, ultra intelligent, super cool, like Lynate...!!

Anyway be assured guys that, I aint gonna let all this get to my head, I'm still gonna be the same old Lyn, just that now you will have to contact my secretary to take an appointment to meet me : )