U say it best, when u say ....just one line:)
If At First You Don't Succeed,
Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling!
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes
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Boldly Going Nowhere
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Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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Allow me to introduce my selves.
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Suburbia: where they tear out the trees
& then name streets after them.
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Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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I work 50 hours a week to be this poor
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Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
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My Fav-
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
Hi hi hi, I'll be shooting these left, right n centre in the future :D
Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
2 Comments:
your gene pool's lifeguard should be fired!! everybody's drowning!
Thanks for the nifty list.
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