Fundoo One-liners

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

Born free taxed to death.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. :D

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on
your pants.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll
believe you. But if you tell him that a park bench has just been painted, he has to
touch it to be sure.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

Someday is not a day of the week